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01/30/2018 09:58PM
Well....not a slopjar, but do any of you old people bring a pee bottle? If so, what kind? This has been discussed here before. As I get older my memory fails me. But I DO remember the unpleasant task of rolling out to pee at least once a night. Grampa said there'd be days like this. Labeled Nalgene bottle? What if you lose your flashlight? Seriously; who brings a pee bottle?
Not to Hurry-Not to Worry
01/30/2018 11:02PM
Savage Voyageur: "First day I bring a Gatorade drink jar. After it’s gone I repurposed it to a pee bottle. Acrobatics in the hammock. "
Wisdom: even in the dark you will never confuse a gatorade pee bottle with a nalgene water bottle.
Me: I don't mind getting up and going for a short walk.
"Everybody needs beauty as well as bread; places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul" -John Muir
01/31/2018 07:04AM
I’ve always used a pee bottle even when I was young. I’m lazy. This wide mouth green Nalgene bottle accomodates me better than other plastic bottles which are fine for most men. I labeled it so it would not be mistaken for Gatorade or something.
You have to stay focused when using though because a drowsy mishandling of it will cause a spill in the tent or vehicle that would amount to a catastrophe.
You have to stay focused when using though because a drowsy mishandling of it will cause a spill in the tent or vehicle that would amount to a catastrophe.
01/31/2018 08:29AM
My old man does the Gatorade bottle every trip, I’m guessing some day I’ll be in the same boat, but for now I’m fine with getting up and visiting the bushes. My son almost popped the Gatorade bottle open last year to take a swig of “Grandpa’s cough medicine”. Boy, was I thankful to be standing close by for that one. My dad proceeded to label it with a sharpie and some duct tape, just so everything was clear... or slightly yellow. Lol.
Tony
01/31/2018 08:43AM
Zulu: " I’ve always used a pee bottle even when I was young. I’m lazy. This wide mouth green Nalgene bottle accomodates me better than other plastic bottles which are fine for most men. I labeled it so it would not be mistaken for Gatorade or something.
You have to stay focused when using though because a drowsy mishandling of it will cause a spill in the tent or vehicle that would amount to a catastrophe."
I hope you're happy...
I've spent the last 5 minutes giggling at my desk. I'm receiving dirty looks from coworkers.
01/31/2018 09:12AM
inspector13: "
No. And leaving the tent at night gives me a greater chance of seeing northern lights and shooting stars.
"
The Northern Lights and shooting stars are over-rated. Now a good whiz, on the other hand, is something I can appreciate.
+1 on the pee bottle.
01/31/2018 09:19AM
Lady here... Never even thought about a pee bottle, but saw something about it around here awhile back. I will definitely be trying out that strategy on our next trip. My husband is a heavy sleeper and although I like to think of myself as pretty tough and independent, I don't enjoy walking to the latrine alone in the dark!
01/31/2018 09:42AM
Another lady here. Never even thought about it. I just don't drink much after dinner. To use one I would guess I would still need to get out of sleeping bag so I might as well go for a walk. I imagine it to be very awkward in a small tent. Have no intention of trying it anytime soon.
01/31/2018 09:59AM
I use a bottle when tent camping in the winter. Just too much of a PITA to get up and out to take a whiz. Warmer weather, however, it's nice to stretch.
Forgot the bottle once last winter when camping on the ice w/Scouts. Drank too much Russian Tea too late into the evening, had to get up 4x. That was ridiculous.
Forgot the bottle once last winter when camping on the ice w/Scouts. Drank too much Russian Tea too late into the evening, had to get up 4x. That was ridiculous.
When a man is part of his canoe, he is part of all that canoes have ever known. - Sigurd F. Olson, "The Singing Wilderness"
01/31/2018 10:08AM
I only do this on solos, since my wife would not like it if I peed into a bottle in the tent. My solo tent is pretty small, too, and getting in and out (or even just unzipping the door and kneeling to whiz) is a task.
At the sake of completely grossing out some people, I use an empty Nalgene. I dump it in the morning. I make a bit extra hot water for coffee, and use the hot water to clean out the bottle. Then I use the bottle during the day. I see no need to bring an extra bottle just for this purpose.
Mike
At the sake of completely grossing out some people, I use an empty Nalgene. I dump it in the morning. I make a bit extra hot water for coffee, and use the hot water to clean out the bottle. Then I use the bottle during the day. I see no need to bring an extra bottle just for this purpose.
Mike
I did indeed rock down to Electric Avenue, but I did not take it higher. I regret that.
01/31/2018 10:09AM
I don't ever get up in the middle of the night to use the facilities at home or in the woods. When in the wilderness I stay well hydrated during the day and try not to drink anything after dinner, and very little with dinner. Coffee is the worst for me. If I drink 1 -2 cups of coffee in the morning I have to go about every 30 minutes all day long. If I drink anything else it's about every 4 hours. They do make devices for women.
01/31/2018 10:14AM
4keys: "Another lady here. Never even thought about it. I just don't drink much after dinner. To use one I would guess I would still need to get out of sleeping bag so I might as well go for a walk. I imagine it to be very awkward in a small tent. Have no intention of trying it anytime soon. "
It is. I tried it...once. I bought one of those lady pee-pee doo-hickies and even if you contort like a Cirque du Soleil aerialist, you still wonder if you kept your tent pee-free.
I will paddle eternal, Kevlar and carbon.
01/31/2018 10:49AM
MikeinMpls: "I only do this on solos, since my wife would not like it if I peed into a bottle in the tent. My solo tent is pretty small, too, and getting in and out (or even just unzipping the door and kneeling to whiz) is a task.
At the sake of completely grossing out some people, I use an empty Nalgene. I dump it in the morning. I make a bit extra hot water for coffee, and use the hot water to clean out the bottle. Then I use the bottle during the day. I see no need to bring an extra bottle just for this purpose.
Mike"
remind me not to borrow your Nalgene
01/31/2018 11:56AM
After my first trip and I learned how much I drink on a trip and how often I need to go I felt I'd had enough "extra" trips outside the tent at night and went pee bottle. Works great. I found an old sturdy nalgene style bottle that has an hour glass shape and use that. Even in the dark I can tell which is which.
My superhero name is TYPOMAN. Writer of wrongs.
01/31/2018 12:11PM
Zulu: " I’ve always used a pee bottle even when I was young. I’m lazy. This wide mouth green Nalgene bottle accomodates me better than other plastic bottles which are fine for most men. I labeled it so it would not be mistaken for Gatorade or something.
You have to stay focused when using though because a drowsy mishandling of it will cause a spill in the tent or vehicle that would amount to a catastrophe."
Thanks Zulu. Now an entire waiting room of people are staring at me for laughing so hard!
I use a Gatorade bottle... Widemouth of course.
01/31/2018 02:49PM
My son and I sleep in hammocks, one hammock hung above the other, bunkbed style,under a NEMO Bugout shelter. I'm in the lower hammock, and getting out is a pain in the rear, as I can't sit up due to his hammock hanging 15 inches from my face. I'm also blind as a bat when I take my contacts out.
I haven't yet used a gatorade bottle, but I think I'll be considering it next trip......even if I have to get up and out of the hammock, at least I won't have to get out of the shelter, find my glasses, shoes, unzip the shelter, trip over ropes, get a flashlight, etc....
I haven't yet used a gatorade bottle, but I think I'll be considering it next trip......even if I have to get up and out of the hammock, at least I won't have to get out of the shelter, find my glasses, shoes, unzip the shelter, trip over ropes, get a flashlight, etc....
01/31/2018 02:50PM
Forgot to say before that my bottle for winter use is an old repurposed Ragu bottle. It's usually good for two uses although one time it was a close call for capacity.
It's the worst feeling ever waking up because you have to pee and trying to ignore it to go back to sleep is futile.
It's the worst feeling ever waking up because you have to pee and trying to ignore it to go back to sleep is futile.
When a man is part of his canoe, he is part of all that canoes have ever known. - Sigurd F. Olson, "The Singing Wilderness"
01/31/2018 03:51PM
This thread will surely prevent most people from buying a used Nalgene bottle on this site. I know that I won't be. "I don't pee into a bottle, that's an accident waiting to happen. I go pee on the fire grate to make sure that the fire is out". Now with that in your mind you won't be cooking on the fire grate either.
01/31/2018 03:51PM
Some humor...
This thread will surely prevent most people from buying a used Nalgene bottle on this site. I know that I won't be.
"I don't pee into a bottle, that's an accident waiting to happen. I go pee on the fire grate to make sure that the fire is out". Now with that in your mind you won't be cooking on the fire grate either.
"I used my buddy's Jetboil pot that I tripped over trying to get out of the tent. I can vouch for the tight fitting lid". I hope he reads this.
This thread will surely prevent most people from buying a used Nalgene bottle on this site. I know that I won't be.
"I don't pee into a bottle, that's an accident waiting to happen. I go pee on the fire grate to make sure that the fire is out". Now with that in your mind you won't be cooking on the fire grate either.
"I used my buddy's Jetboil pot that I tripped over trying to get out of the tent. I can vouch for the tight fitting lid". I hope he reads this.
01/31/2018 04:56PM
Since we take a tent for the 2 of us or possibly up to 4, no privacy issues in tent and do not bother others either. No mosquitoes is a given if staying in tent, but a bug whacker in each tent would be a must if exiting at night.
the greatest come backs are reserved for those with the greatest deficits.
01/31/2018 07:01PM
I keep my pee bottle next to my poop bag..both get rinsed and reporposed during the day..and the best part is i dont have to bring a water filter cause i am already drinking pee and poop;)
"If you don't like my fire then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down"-----Ben Harper
02/01/2018 03:52AM
Stumpy: "I'll say this...
That sleep after the "pee", is the best !"
True that! A ridiculous situation to attempt to ignore the urge and continue sleeping. I've tried such. Glad to have a pee bottle near. I place it outside tent within reach of the zippered tent door. A wide-mouth Nalgene bottle I scored from a health care facility so it's uniquely marked.
“If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.” Sir Isaac Newton
02/01/2018 05:13AM
If in a tent I have a Gatorade bottle (or 2) handy. I usually use a hammock though and have not been able overcome the feeling of "wetting the bed" even if it is into a bottle. So, I am up in the night for relief.
I was in the ER once for some weird blood pressure issues. They hooked up an IV for hydration and meds, patches on my chest for a heart monitor, blood pressure cuff. I had to go. The nurse gave me the medical urine bottle (an expensive Gatorade bottle) and I could not relax enough. I had to get up with all the wires and tubes trailing off me just to use it. One of my brothers actually packs an "official" one along.
I was in the ER once for some weird blood pressure issues. They hooked up an IV for hydration and meds, patches on my chest for a heart monitor, blood pressure cuff. I had to go. The nurse gave me the medical urine bottle (an expensive Gatorade bottle) and I could not relax enough. I had to get up with all the wires and tubes trailing off me just to use it. One of my brothers actually packs an "official" one along.
02/01/2018 07:38PM
I must say I am surprised at how many responses this thread has already!
I'm thinking canoecopia and soft water can't come soon enough. :)
And since we're talking bathroom usage, you men should be glad you don't always have to bare your butte every time to to all the environmental hazards out there.
I'm thinking canoecopia and soft water can't come soon enough. :)
And since we're talking bathroom usage, you men should be glad you don't always have to bare your butte every time to to all the environmental hazards out there.
02/02/2018 06:59AM
I'm thinking like GrandmaL... Get up and pee... But now I have pee issues of my own since my recent surgery. So I have to have a pee container. Hopefully I'll regain control again sooner than later. But for now, I'm using a plastic jar with a good lid. That said, how do you keep your pee equipment smelling OK? In my travels on the road I carry white vinegar. Other wise, well... You'll know you have the right bottle.
Nctry
02/02/2018 07:29AM
@ nctry: I use few drops of clorox and rinse twice. Never a lingering odor but white vinegar is an effective disinfectant & environmentally friendlier.
“If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.” Sir Isaac Newton
02/02/2018 08:30AM
inspector13: "
No. And leaving the tent at night gives me a greater chance of seeing northern lights and shooting stars.
"
No need for a pee bottle.....
I like the night air, and you can't give it a good shake in the tent :)
"I am haunted by waters"~Norman Maclean "A River Runs Through It"
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