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Divainthewild
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01/27/2012 02:18PM  
You know when a kid is in the backseat of the car and he wont quit asking if we are there yet?

Mr. Float Stanley has become a real pain in my butt!

Everyday....EVERYDAY he asks if he is going to the BWCA. I keep telling him that the water is hard and no one is paddlin' until at least March/April. I think he's got seasonal depression.

Poor thing.

I found him huggin' my paddle yesterday....I know how he feels!

He's very excited about wingnight because he knows he will be handed off to another great group of paddlers but if someone needs him before then...let me know and we can make arrangements.

 
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01/27/2012 02:34PM  
Quityerbellyaching FS. Maybe he needs to be whupped and sent to bed without any supper. (Or is that considered abuse by the PFD Protection League?)
 
Arkansas Man
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01/27/2012 02:35PM  
Diva,
Waters not hard down south! Ya'll bring Stanley down and paddle...

Bruce
 
floatstanley
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01/27/2012 02:40PM  
quote Divainthewild: "You know when a kid is in the backseat of the car and he wont quit asking if we are there yet?

Mr. Float Stanley has become a real pain in my butt!

Everyday....EVERYDAY he asks if he is going to the BWCA. I keep telling him that the water is hard and no one is paddlin' until at least March/April. I think he's got seasonal depression.

Poor thing.

I found him huggin' my paddle yesterday....I know how he feels!

He's very excited about wingnight because he knows he will be handed off to another great group of paddlers but if someone needs him before then...let me know and we can make arrangements.

"


You hurt my feelings.
 
01/27/2012 02:50PM  
i wonder if a pfd's age is similar to dog years. if so, hes going thru those tough teens now. id gently tell him his behavior is not acceptable. if that doesnt work, take away his closed cell foam.....err, phone. :)
 
01/27/2012 03:28PM  
poor float..... I think he is just misunderstood.

He feels like the rest of us. He just wants to get out on the lakes and soon!
Hang in there Float! Spring will be here before you know it!

You could always come with Mr. Trix & I up to Gunflint Lodge next month. We can let you float around in the jacuzzi!
 
Basspro69
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01/27/2012 03:30PM  
Am I the only one that thought this post was going to be all about J B :-)
 
01/27/2012 03:36PM  
quote Basspro69: "Am I the only one that thought this post was going to be all about J B :-)"

nope! lol
 
bojibob
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01/27/2012 03:38PM  
Stan,

Hang in there Bro. I know what it's like being stuck in a house with a woman.

Think ahead to August...Quetico...Man Chain with the MEN! We will get our "float" on and listen to the Doors and Pink Floyd...

Rob and Mark.
 
01/27/2012 03:48PM  
Sound like a good spanking is in order.
 
01/27/2012 04:31PM  
Bring him to Copia. We will pour a couple beers down his buckles and straighten him out.
Izzy
 
Savage Voyageur
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01/27/2012 04:31PM  
Poor Float Stanley. When will he go on another trip?
 
jb in the wild
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01/27/2012 04:36PM  
quote Basspro69: "Am I the only one that thought this post was going to be all about J B :-)"


Hell I thought it was gonna be about me. Was wondering what the hell I did or didn't do. Was afraid to open this one. I live in constant fear.


JB
 
jb in the wild
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01/27/2012 04:36PM  
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01/27/2012 04:45PM  
You could try sharing the bath with him.
 
01/27/2012 04:45PM  
Hey Float, if you're not busy the week of July 4th I'd be happy to have you come to Cub Scout camp and then go along on the post camp trip to Sylvania Wilderness w/my son and some of his Cub Scout friends....

Let me know!
 
Savage Voyageur
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01/27/2012 04:56PM  
quote jb in the wild: "
quote Basspro69: "Am I the only one that thought this post was going to be all about J B :-)"



Hell I thought it was gonna be about me. Was wondering what the hell I did or didn't do. Was afraid to open this one. I live in constant faer.



JB"



As I stop laughing I realize this is my life. I guy never knows he is in trouble until the silent treatment. Then it is, what did I do now, you should fear the DIva, LOL
 
01/27/2012 05:05PM  
quote Basspro69: "Am I the only one that thought this post was going to be all about J B :-)"

I thought so, too!
why can't Float Stanley do a winter trip? broaden his horizons??? he's probably been buckling and unbuckling himself for weeks already, keeping in shape for summer.
 
01/27/2012 05:15PM  
I think people on this site eat WAY to much "corn".
 
01/27/2012 06:03PM  
quote mocha: "
quote Basspro69: "Am I the only one that thought this post was going to be all about J B :-)"

I thought so, too!
why can't Float Stanley do a winter trip? broaden his horizons??? he's probably been buckling and unbuckling himself for weeks already, keeping in shape for summer."


I Agree! Come on Float! We can go dog sledding!!!!

Maybe he can head up to Duluth for their wingnight this weekend and do some ice fishing!
 
serenityseeker
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01/27/2012 06:49PM  
quote Basspro69: "Am I the only one that thought this post was going to be all about J B :-)"


absolutely not. that is the first thing I thought of when I saw this. LOL poor Mark
 
01/27/2012 07:01PM  
Set him up with Her
 
01/27/2012 07:52PM  
She's kinda Emo but Stan might be into that
 
01/28/2012 07:41AM  
Stan should join me on my fall solo the the Quetico....I could use the company
 
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