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scat
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Hilarious. Cutler petted a cat. I like how the Chicago media was playing up how Cutler was a married man now, then, happy with his growing family, with a smirk on his face the whole time of course. Make me want to gak on a hairball. And I don't have a cat. While Rodgers is supposedly estranged from his family and whatever. I'm thinking, it's pro football. I'd rather have the guy who hates his family and knows how to win games than mr. phony happy who just wants to get paid. And moose scat on his cat's back too. And Glennon plays like he has a load in his pants. Perhaps I digress, Cheers.
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scat
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After that display against the Bucs, I will amend my trade offer of Glennon for one cleat from a square toed kicking shoe, worn down to a nub. Any McCaskey you want, take one or take them all. Glennon signed a $45 mill contract, $30 of which is guaranteed I think. He's making over a million a game this year. Compare that to the Bears long snapper at the start of the year who snapped a tendon in the preseason and was cut the next day. With no more pay. Maybe a small injury settlement. And the guy was probably a better football player than Glennon, who like his predecessor Cutler, possesses at least one unique talent, he can suck and blow at the same time. He has the athletic ability of a tortoise, with a VERY long neck. He's not alone. I like #13, who dropped four straight passes that could have hit his hands if he knew what they were there for. Unreal. I would cut that guy right after the game. Son, we are paying you to play receiver in the NFL. Part of your job description is to catch a football. With your hands. Those things at the end of your arms. Adios, el manos de la piedra. This team is butt ugly with a one cheek sneak in a bag. Ouch babe.
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quote scat: "After that display against the Bucs, I will amend my trade offer of Glennon for one cleat from a square toed kicking shoe, worn down to a nub. Any McCaskey you want, take one or take them all. Glennon signed a $45 mill contract, $30 of which is guaranteed I think. He's making over a million a game this year. Compare that to the Bears long snapper at the start of the year who snapped a tendon in the preseason and was cut the next day. With no more pay. Maybe a small injury settlement. And the guy was probably a better football player than Glennon, who like his predecessor Cutler, possesses at least one unique talent, he can suck and blow at the same time. He has the athletic ability of a tortoise, with a VERY long neck. He's not alone. I like #13, who dropped four straight passes that could have hit his hands if he knew what they were there for. Unreal. I would cut that guy right after the game. Son, we are paying you to play receiver in the NFL. Part of your job description is to catch a football. With your hands. Those things at the end of your arms. Adios, el manos de la piedra. This team is butt ugly with a one cheek sneak in a bag. Ouch babe." I will take you up on that. I will take Glennon in trade for a worn down cleat on a square toed kicker shoe, but you have to take Case Keenum, but for that I will throw in a box of used Kleenex.
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quote want2ride 2: "quote scat: "After that display against the Bucs, I will amend my trade offer of Glennon for one cleat from a square toed kicking shoe, worn down to a nub. Any McCaskey you want, take one or take them all. Glennon signed a $45 mill contract, $30 of which is guaranteed I think. He's making over a million a game this year. Compare that to the Bears long snapper at the start of the year who snapped a tendon in the preseason and was cut the next day. With no more pay. Maybe a small injury settlement. And the guy was probably a better football player than Glennon, who like his predecessor Cutler, possesses at least one unique talent, he can suck and blow at the same time. He has the athletic ability of a tortoise, with a VERY long neck. He's not alone. I like #13, who dropped four straight passes that could have hit his hands if he knew what they were there for. Unreal. I would cut that guy right after the game. Son, we are paying you to play receiver in the NFL. Part of your job description is to catch a football. With your hands. Those things at the end of your arms. Adios, el manos de la piedra. This team is butt ugly with a one cheek sneak in a bag. Ouch babe."
I will take you up on that. I will take Glennon in trade for a worn down cleat on a square toed kicker shoe, but you have to take Case Keenum, but for that I will throw in a box of used Kleenex.
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quark2222
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The Bears didn't suck yesterday - They blew big time! I did notice that the stands were pretty empty the whole game, but I don't think they were playing at the normal Tampa stadium. Time to drag out the VHS tape of the 1985 season when men were men, and Bears were BEARS!!! Does anyone have a photo of Glennon petting a kitty like the one that went around with Cutler? It's time.
Tomster
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drnatus
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So any of you Viking fans up for a friendly bet for this coming Monday night with a real football team????
If the Vikings win I will start a thread with "Baroooo, Vikings!!! " or some other true statement that is mutually agreed upon.
When the Steelers win, one of yin's will have to start a thread "Steelers, greatest Super Bowl team ever win again! "
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scat
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Can't help you there, but I was a big Jack Lambert fan back in the day. Wore #58 in high school and college. And I was MEAN, man.
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yogi59weedr
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I can't wait for college basketball to start....
Signed......
A Bear fan..
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scat
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Ill trade you Glennon for a used jockstrap and a square toed kicker's shoe. Or is two useless things better than one? I might have that backasswards.
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shock
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SKOL VIKINGS ! ,,,, great game by Bradford , and dalvin cook , nice start , can you say adrian who , did anybody see that discussion with AP and sean payton , i dont think AP is going to like his roll in New orleans,
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dew042
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quote shock: " i dont think AP is going to like his roll in New orleans, "
.... as a glorified cheerleader.
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scat
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And I tell you what, I'll throw in every member of the McCaskey family as a bonus. Can't afford the multitude on the payroll, then take George , please! Guy's creepier than Michael, and that's quite a feat.
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cowdoc
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how quick they fall from fame and glory.....
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walleye_hunter
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quote shock: "SKOL VIKINGS ! ,,,, great game by Bradford , and dalvin cook , nice start , can you say adrian who , did anybody see that discussion with AP and sean payton , i dont think AP is going to like his roll in New orleans, "
AP is a great fit for his new team. Classless person, classless organization.
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Frenchy19
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Good game, however, as a life long sufferer, please remember that we started 5-0 last year.
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Basspro69
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Barooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I hope the Vikes aren't Baroooooke ! :-)
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scat
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Thank you! It is official. The NFL season can now commence.
Just sayin one more time, no one should play football in purple pants.
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scat
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Actually, we need a Basspro69 Baroooo on it's own thread. It's your gig, start it up! Baroooooooooo!
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scat
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Opening day of the season. You been sleeping? Come on man. Without a BAROOOOOO! I don't see how they can start. You got responsibilities bro.
The Bears will struggle to stay out of the basement again. I hear on the sports radio how good their lines are. Huh? Top ten defense? Where did that come from? That Glennon guy suggs. It looks ugly from my lazyboy. That's all I got.
Come on Basspro, make it official, give us a BAROOOOOOOOOO!
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