...And its definitely not us. A family in Canada regularly spends weeks paddling in the wilderness with their young kids. They've been doing it since they were infants (like Arctic tundra). I'm impressed.
One of their tips for paddling with children is to paddle the boat with the child and the stern in front. They state that by putting the adult in the back/bow, the weight is distributed more evenly. The kid being up in the narrow stern, is able to reach the water and paddle easier. (The boat is intentionally backwards, the stern becomes the front, if that wasn't clear). Anyone ever done this?
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