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RedPine
03/20/2008 05:37PM
 
God I love scary camp stories. I've worked a a camp for many years and have needed to scare the piss out of snotty high school kids before. I have to many to list on this thread, but if your every in Ely this summer I'll be more than happy to recite a few by a campfire. Two of my top favorites that I made up were the legend of the creepers, and the orb (really simple story that makes the moon and fireflies into terrifying ghosts). Creepers are silent stalkers with long fingerlike claws that follow behind you on the trail at night and always just keep out of your periferal vision (although sometimes you might catch a flash of movement), and will sometimes just ever so lightly brush the back of your neck. That one scares me and I made it up, heaven forbid the children walk into a spiderweb at night after I tell that one.
 
prettypaddle
03/21/2008 01:20PM
 
Grandma L,

Your mention of kids books brought to mind my all-time favorite--Three Days on a River in a Red Canoe. That's the book that started me dreaming of canoe adventures and I can't recommend it higly enough.

 
HighPlainsDrifter
03/20/2008 08:12PM
 

Dark side and scary stories?

Nah, Pierre's antics were all in fun. I tried to paint vivid pictures, like the time Pierre tried to out paddle the bull moose (moose was after peanut butter sandwiches) and ended up caught in the antlers and carried off through the woods....... Pierre also carried duct tape for repairs......

I made my kids laugh, of course they were young and I did not want a couple terrified kids in camp. They loved it when Pierre ended up in the moose antlers

 
wetcanoedog
03/20/2008 09:02PM
 

a good one for canoe country would be the Voyageur story--
"La Chasse Galerie"--the canoe in the sky--you can Google it
for all the details--i acted this out around the campfire for my
East Coast buddys a few years ago--you can also find great art
work done about the flying canoe--in short..in order to get back to
their girl friends a group of voyageurs make a deal with the devil
to make their canoe fly them home for just one nite..misadventures
thrive and the devil flys them back on a wild ride--one buddy liked
my telling of the story and made up tee shirts for us and gave them
out on next trip--a silkscreen of an old painting with the men
hanging on for dear life while Old Nick pulls the canoe thru a
stormy sky---
 
Jimi
03/20/2008 10:16PM
 
wcd,

That reminds me of Loup Garou which is a great story to tell to not quite teenagers. It features a flying canoe as well, plus werewolves! Also of Canadian origin.
 
Monnster
03/22/2008 09:09AM
 
I don't know about campfie stories. Snipe hunting while we were camping when my brothers were little was hilarious. Here is what we did: At night would give each of them a garbage bag, and tell them to go by the bushes and whistle. Someone would be on the other side of the bushes and throw some small rocks in the bag. Once they "caught" the snipe, they had to twist the bag up then beat it against the ground really good. We would then walk back to the campfire to roast our snipe. The longer the walk from the hunting grounds to the campfire the better. The youngsters will be asking all sorts of questions on the way there and back. Back at the campfire you had to give the bag a few more whacks for good measure- those snipe are tough little buggers. Then let the kids open the bag. The look on their faces is priceless. I had to help my one brother swing the bag, he said he couldn't kill it:). It only works once on the kids, so make it as crazy and fun as possible. Looking back at family camping that is one of the memories that sticks with me the most.
 
timfaraway
03/22/2008 02:09AM
 
I just ordered that book from Amazon, I'll let you all know how it is. I think maybe reading a story wouldn't be as entertaining or memorable as just telling one, with different voices and big hand gestures. It also seems like a skill that has to be developed, like paddling.
Is it August yet?


"Not all those who wander are lost."
 
timfaraway
03/18/2008 02:30AM
 
The thread about chupacabras got me thinking about some good campfire stories. Are there any good legends or myths for the BW? Any good campfire story books out there? I'll be taking my 5yr old and would love to have some good material. Ghosts, pirate treasure, rootbeer lady, stuff like that.


"Not all those who wander are lost."
 
Jimi
03/18/2008 08:17AM
 
The Legend of Larry Lightning more campfire stories for everyone here.
 
Maddog
03/20/2008 12:32PM
 
Mesaba,
I love the "Jacques Lemaire" comment. What a great character he would be. You lost me after that. Pretty disturbing. Not in a scary way, in a "what?" kind of way.


 
cowboymac12
03/20/2008 04:10PM
 
Making up stories is effective, especially if a child is not being nice.

We did a house swap one Christmas with some friends. We went to their farmhouse in Northern Vermont to ski, while they stayed in our place in Rockland County, NY to visit their family in New Jersey. Their place was like a postcard, complete with a white church and a covered bridge visible from the youngest child's window.

So we met the family when returned and joined them at a New Year's eve party. The youngest was named Avi, and he started pestering my mother to tell him a scary story. She went through the usual progression of the gorier Mother Goose standards, but this kid was relentless, insisting none of these stories were scary enough. My mother was fed up; all she wanted to do was drink wine and mingle with the adults. So she made one up.

She told Ari about the infamous Covered Bridge Monster of Waterville, Vermont. It lived in covered bridges by day, and at night, searched for blood in the form of small children. It had a huge mouth full of teeth, and razor sharp claws on its front legs which it used to snare children from behind. It didn't have hind legs, but rather a body and tail that it dragged through the snow with its claws, leaving a trail of human blood.

Ari was soon in tears, and we never went back to Waterville since. I'm sure he could no longer sleep in his room with that covered bridge so visible out of his window.

But my favorite campfire story is the one told by Bill Murray in Meatballs. Check it out.
 
greenydd
03/21/2008 09:51AM
 
im with you highplains drifter!

i dont think i want to go camping with the rest of you tho! :o)
 
Grandma L
03/21/2008 12:49PM
 
HPD - you have wonderful ideas. A children's series would be a good idea, sort of like the"give a Moose a Muffin" series on a slightly older level. Since we are not having spring this year, ( it is still snowing) I might just get busy and work on children's books.
 
Grandma L
03/21/2008 12:54PM
 
Are any of you familiar with the "Voyaguerette" stories?
 
highplainsdrifter
03/21/2008 01:52PM
 

Holy smokes!!!

I think GrandMa L gave the grumpy old man a complement

Tell me, does the L stand for Linda or Lynda or something?

Campfire stories, ya got to love the moment(s). Telling stories makes an evening to remember.

I have been looking at the links provided by jimi and wetdog..... I think I will try to remember some of the folklore stories, and this year (after a Scotch or two), start in........ "It was a dark and stormy night........."

Cheers. Maybe someday, I will write down my stories......
 
Blackstick
03/18/2008 10:29AM
 
Those are great Jimi. Thanks!
 
BigZig
03/18/2008 06:23AM
 
Try to find the book called 'Northern Lites' by Jack Kraywinkle. It is a compliation of short stories about the canoe wilderness. Some of them are scary and some offer mystery. I think it would make a great book to bring along to read around a campfire.
 
highplainsdrifter
03/19/2008 08:45AM
 

Timfaraway

5 year olds, huh? Tell ya what ya do. You make the stories up (be a story teller) on the run......

I did it with my kids. They loved my stories of Pierre (my mythical French-Canadian fur trapper/Voyageur).......

you just start building with the series......
throw in a Moose, a bear, his dog, making fishing lures, peanut butter sandwiches (which the moose loved and relentlessly tracked Pierre for......)

The possibilities are endless, and besides, your child just wants to sit in front of the fire, dream, and hear your voice

Best moments of my life (my daughter always said I should have written a book........)

 
Maddog
03/19/2008 02:06PM
 
I remember stories of the Wuba Monster.

That scary bastard lives in the MN River and if you get too close to the edge of the water he might snatch ya. You cannot imagine the horrors of being snatched by the Wuba! The reason that Swampthing doesn't really exist is because the Wuba ate him for dinner one night.

My dad used to tell me these stories so I would stay the hell away from the river. It was his way of caring I guess. My uncles would sometime sneak off into the woods and do the Wuba call in the evening. Although I have severe psychiatric problems associated with this and other traumatic events in my life I guess I can say that I never drown in the MN river. THANKS DAD!

For those that were wondering the Wuba's call goes like this:

Wub! Wub! WUBA!!!
(repeat as needed until kids are crying and wetting themselves in fear.)

Scary shit!
I still get goose bumps.
 
canoerone
03/19/2008 04:33PM
 
The book recommended by BigZig ("Northern Lites") is available from Amazon used/new from $0.06 up. Yes, six cents! plus $3.99 for S/H.
canoerone
 
greenydd
03/20/2008 10:11AM
 
yes thank you jimi....thats a great website. my grandson will love those books.
 
Mesaba
03/20/2008 11:40AM
 
Like Highplainsdrifter, I also have an imaginary French-Canadian Trapper buddy (think Jacques Lemaire) who for years has entertained groups with his tales of nightmare portages.

For example, getting his testicals chomped on by hungry badgers but he had packs on the front and back and a canoe on his shoulders so he had to just keep going.

All the stories end the same, with the badgers becoming an article of clothing. When children are present, it's a boot or glove. When it's a group of inebriated adults, just let your imagination run wild.