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Trip Report - Solo cup

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Date/Time: 05/06/2024 01:11PM

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Trip Report - Solo cup

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nooneuno	04/03/2015 05:14PM "This story made me cringe the whole time, I wish the bear had killed him. He is everything that is wrong with people who go into the wilderness-what an ignorant white trash idiot, sorry this all just pissed me off. The fact he has 3 kids also makes me concerned there are 3 more future idiots the same as him." I bet she's a hoot at parties, about as much fun as three kittens in a piñata full of thumb tacks.
Thos	04/03/2015 07:42AM I forwarded this to my daughter who went with me last summer to the Q, and who later last year had a real encounter with 2 mountain lions while soloing on the Colorado trail-her response: Dad, This story made me cringe the whole time, I wish the bear had killed him. He is everything that is wrong with people who go into the wilderness-what an ignorant white trash idiot, sorry this all just pissed me off. The fact he has 3 kids also makes me concerned there are 3 more future idiots the same as him.
Thos	04/03/2015 07:42AM I forwarded this to my daughter who went with me last summer to the Q, and who later last year had a real encounter with 2 mountain lions while soloing on the Colorado trail-her response: Dad, This story made me cringe the whole time, I wish the bear had killed him. He is everything that is wrong with people who go into the wilderness-what an ignorant white trash idiot, sorry this all just pissed me off. The fact he has 3 kids also makes me concerned there are 3 more future idiots the same as him.
Thos	04/02/2015 01:14PM I'm trying for funny/clever post response but cant't come close. great stuff-thanks!
billconner	03/30/2015 03:14PM Corndog is back!
inspector13	03/30/2015 09:10AM Um no. Proud East sider. Troup 42. Forest and Case. The BWCAW has a section named after another East sider, Bruce Vento.
searching4slabs	03/29/2015 01:13PM Problem is that if you're from east st paul this is probably actually how a camping trip would go, probably a true story.
Elydog	03/25/2015 12:28PM FANTASTIC. Thanks for the effort.
mjmkjun	03/17/2015 01:25AM a gem! thanks for the read.
CrowWing42	03/15/2015 08:20PM quote Rob Johnson: "Pat McManus would be proud." Exactly what I thought! Thanks for the laugh and learnin me somethin bout this whole "wilderness campin" thing!
lundojam	02/21/2015 04:19PM Nice job. I would be interested to hear about your fishing trips and winter excursions.
FISHMAN3	02/07/2015 09:24PM Look forward too more writings from your trips
DeanL	02/05/2015 10:27PM Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.
GraniteCliffs	02/05/2015 08:46PM Best trip report yet!
GraniteCliffs	02/05/2015 08:46PM I also wondered if Stu would take a look at this. Nice change for the magazine
Dip Net	02/02/2015 07:10PM OMG what a sense of humor! I couldn't help but think of Earnest T Bass from the old Andy Griffith Show.
LindenTree3	01/27/2015 11:53AM I skipped the first day and started reading on day 2. At first I thought you were serious, wasn't until day 3 that I totally realized it was a joke. I almost had to stop reading it a few times. I just had my appendix taken out yesterday (Seriously) and the few Laproscpic (sp) incisions were hurting and I couldn't control my laughing. Nice one.
johno	01/19/2015 06:55PM I enjoyed reading it!
SaganagaJoe	01/17/2015 07:02PM quote Rob Johnson: "Pat McManus would be proud." +1
BigZig	01/16/2015 01:32PM Very funny and very clever writing.
callofthewild	01/16/2015 09:42AM Love the story! Your writing style reminds me a bit of the outdoor humorist "Pat McManus". If all else fails, you can write for "Outdoor Life" magazine. I am still laughing!!!!!
OldFingers57	01/16/2015 09:28AM Enjoyed the story. Some talented writing there. I see a series in your future.
Eyedocron	01/15/2015 06:58PM As an Eagle Scout and a veteran of 24 Quetico trips, it never occurred to me that "leave no trace camping" could include clearing the camp area by flinging all the beer cans far away into the woods in multiple directions. Great humor story. I have actually seen people do most of these things, but never all at once and never so proudly done. Nice story. Eyedocron
nooneuno	01/13/2015 12:36PM quote BWPaddler: "quote nctry: "I was laughing from when you were taking your three kids all one year apart with different mothers right to the end. " I think you should see if Stu will run this... BWCA journal needs a lighter story every now and again. Thanks for helping me start my day with a smile!!" I have never seen a copy of the Boundry Waters Journal if he so desires he's welcome to it.
BWPaddler	01/13/2015 08:17AM quote nctry: "I was laughing from when you were taking your three kids all one year apart with different mothers right to the end. " I think you should see if Stu will run this... BWCA journal needs a lighter story every now and again. Thanks for helping me start my day with a smile!!
bapabear	01/12/2015 10:33PM Love your style! Uncle Jethro taught you well. This trip had it all; beer, girl scouts, ingenuity, Dinty Moore farts, bears, nakididity, bottle rockets..... woooooeeeeee! Can't stop laughing. Next time bring the dog and let Fido take the pictures?
Savage Voyageur	01/12/2015 08:37PM Funny stuff, thanks
nooneuno	01/12/2015 07:15PM quote nctry: "I was laughing from when you were taking your three kids all one year apart with different mothers right to the end. " Yep durn women don't know a perize when they see one, Oh well you can't spell next wife without a spelling ex wife.
nooneuno	01/12/2015 07:13PM quote inspector13: "quote nooneuno: "Of course not everyone knows all our sewers run into Tanners, I wouldn't fish there. I do still deer hunt at Phalen though." Why go way over to Phalen when there’s all that space in Ramsey (Battle Creek) Park? Just don’t drive the deer too close to Century Ave. If you happen to get off a shot it might make the guards at the Workhouse nervous. : ) " I don't like being that close to the workhouse, too many bad memories.
nctry	01/12/2015 04:09PM I was laughing from when you were taking your three kids all one year apart with different mothers right to the end.
inspector13	01/12/2015 10:08AM quote nooneuno: "Of course not everyone knows all our sewers run into Tanners, I wouldn't fish there. I do still deer hunt at Phalen though." Why go way over to Phalen when there’s all that space in Ramsey (Battle Creek) Park? Just don’t drive the deer too close to Century Ave. If you happen to get off a shot it might make the guards at the Workhouse nervous. : )
Rob Johnson	01/12/2015 12:04AM Pat McManus would be proud.
Oisinirish	01/11/2015 12:35PM Funny. That'd be a good skit for the Red Green Show.
builditbetter22	01/11/2015 09:29AM Thanks for the laugh!
Captn Tony	01/11/2015 08:43AM Finaly found someone who nos what campen is all about on this here sight.
Captn Tony	01/11/2015 08:43AM Finaly found someone who nos what campen is all about on this here sight.
gsfisher13	01/10/2015 04:32PM those darn girl scouts, I just knew they were going to be trouble
rertel	01/10/2015 10:46AM Sounds like a great trip. What drug did you take?
KT	01/10/2015 04:48AM great laugh, thanks
SaganagaJoe	01/10/2015 02:47AM oh man.
ducks	01/09/2015 06:11AM thanks for a good laugh!
schweady	01/08/2015 06:56PM Entertaining entrance, nooneuno. Welcome.
Thwarted	01/08/2015 06:07PM You might want to apply for a patent on that canoe mover you enverted.
nooneuno	01/08/2015 05:25PM quote inspector13: " Hilarious. Did you learn not breaking fishing rules cutting your teeth at Tanners? " Of course not everyone knows all our sewers run into Tanners, I wouldn't fish there. I do still deer hunt at Phalen though.
inspector13	01/08/2015 05:02PM Hilarious. Did you learn not breaking fishing rules cutting your teeth at Tanners?
nooneuno	01/08/2015 04:35PM New Trip Report posted by nooneuno Trip Name: Solo cup. Entry Point: 30 Click Here to View Trip Report