I asked Google Bard to create a picture of two old guys paddling a green canoe. The result was impressive, but not what you’d call perfect.

lol

I've seen a couple on thier first BW trip at east Bearskin EP do the exact same thing. They got in and just looked at each other confused, then tried to paddle breifly, He figured it out without intervention, and informed his girlfriend she needed to turn around.

One of the two men is a stronger paddler.

LOL to be fair to the AI app, you did ask that the paddlers be "old".

Eliminates the need J Stroke, genius.

What's wrong?..... Oh, I get it: they need to have on their PFD's!