Quite a few years ago the boys and I had one of those freeze-dried meals called Mexican Tostada, it tasted really good but does not come highly recommended later on in the tent.(Quite odiferous). I think the brand name is mountain House. If you ever try it- pack mentholatum for the nostrils. Better yet don't try it.

Try the Backwords sauerkraut. Nothing like cabbage to get the flatulating party going.