Used groundhog, like new but unreliable, barely works, eats too much. Trade for two common loons, five red squirrels or make offer. Must go before ice-out!

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I will offer 17 blue jays and a left-handed smoke bender

Scammers beware. Everyone here knows you can get a brand new groundhog on sale for two common mergansers, three field mice, and a baby possum.

I should have known, five red squirrels is a shure sign of something getting stolen

Ahahn366: "I should have known, five red squirrels is a shure sign of something getting stolen "

I suppose 15 blue jays is out of the question then? How about Canada Jays - the exchange rate makes that a pretty good deal.

fadersup: "Scammers beware. Everyone here knows you can get a brand new groundhog on sale for two common mergansers, three field mice, and a baby possum. "

Seriously? Have you looked at the price of 'possums lately?

Might be interested - just need to figure out how many groundhog steaks are needed for my tent.

If all previous offers are not taken, you could have your own wild game night dinner featuring groundhog as the main course. Within a couple of days, collect the remains and use the fresh fertilizer in your garden. Do not plant anything in that portion for 3 weeks or so after speading and tilling into the soil.

Groundhog tastes like porcupine. But, much easier to prepare.

pswith5: "Groundhog tastes like porcupine. But, much easier to prepare. "

But porky comes with toothpicks

Just make sure you use the right end of that pick....without the barb.

It's supposed to be 70 around here this week and the Crocus are already blooming. Maybe I'll keep the groundhog after all.