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01/08/2015 04:35PM
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01/08/2015 05:25PM
quote inspector13: "
Hilarious. Did you learn not breaking fishing rules cutting your teeth at Tanners?
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Of course not everyone knows all our sewers run into Tanners, I wouldn't fish there. I do still deer hunt at Phalen though.
01/10/2015 04:32PM
those darn girl scouts, I just knew they were going to be trouble
01/12/2015 10:08AM
quote nooneuno: "Of course not everyone knows all our sewers run into Tanners, I wouldn't fish there. I do still deer hunt at Phalen though."
Why go way over to Phalen when there’s all that space in Ramsey (Battle Creek) Park? Just don’t drive the deer too close to Century Ave. If you happen to get off a shot it might make the guards at the Workhouse nervous. : )
01/12/2015 07:13PM
quote inspector13: "quote nooneuno: "Of course not everyone knows all our sewers run into Tanners, I wouldn't fish there. I do still deer hunt at Phalen though."
Why go way over to Phalen when there’s all that space in Ramsey (Battle Creek) Park? Just don’t drive the deer too close to Century Ave. If you happen to get off a shot it might make the guards at the Workhouse nervous. : )
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I don't like being that close to the workhouse, too many bad memories.
01/12/2015 07:15PM
quote nctry: "I was laughing from when you were taking your three kids all one year apart with different mothers right to the end. "
Yep durn women don't know a perize when they see one, Oh well you can't spell next wife without a spelling ex wife.
01/12/2015 10:33PM
Love your style! Uncle Jethro taught you well. This trip had it all; beer, girl scouts, ingenuity, Dinty Moore farts, bears, nakididity, bottle rockets..... woooooeeeeee! Can't stop laughing. Next time bring the dog and let Fido take the pictures?
My superhero name is TYPOMAN. Writer of wrongs.
01/13/2015 08:17AM
quote nctry: "I was laughing from when you were taking your three kids all one year apart with different mothers right to the end. "
I think you should see if Stu will run this... BWCA journal needs a lighter story every now and again. Thanks for helping me start my day with a smile!!
Wherever there is a channel for water, there is a road for the canoe. -Thoreau
01/13/2015 12:36PM
quote BWPaddler: "quote nctry: "I was laughing from when you were taking your three kids all one year apart with different mothers right to the end. "
I think you should see if Stu will run this... BWCA journal needs a lighter story every now and again. Thanks for helping me start my day with a smile!!"
I have never seen a copy of the Boundry Waters Journal if he so desires he's welcome to it.
01/15/2015 06:58PM
As an Eagle Scout and a veteran of 24 Quetico trips, it never occurred to me that "leave no trace camping" could include clearing the camp area by flinging all the beer cans far away into the woods in multiple directions. Great humor story.
I have actually seen people do most of these things, but never all at once and never so proudly done. Nice story. Eyedocron
I have actually seen people do most of these things, but never all at once and never so proudly done. Nice story. Eyedocron
"I shall return" General Douglas McArthur
01/27/2015 11:53AM
I skipped the first day and started reading on day 2. At first I thought you were serious, wasn't until day 3 that I totally realized it was a joke. I almost had to stop reading it a few times. I just had my appendix taken out yesterday (Seriously) and the few Laproscpic (sp) incisions were hurting and I couldn't control my laughing.
Nice one.
Nice one.
May the rivers be crooked and winding, and your portages lonesome, leading to the most amazing view.
04/03/2015 07:42AM
I forwarded this to my daughter who went with me last summer to the Q, and who later last year had a real encounter with 2 mountain lions while soloing on the Colorado trail-her response:
Dad,
This story made me cringe the whole time, I wish the bear had killed him. He is everything that is wrong with people who go into the wilderness-what an ignorant white trash idiot, sorry this all just pissed me off. The fact he has 3 kids also makes me concerned there are 3 more future idiots the same as him.
Dad,
This story made me cringe the whole time, I wish the bear had killed him. He is everything that is wrong with people who go into the wilderness-what an ignorant white trash idiot, sorry this all just pissed me off. The fact he has 3 kids also makes me concerned there are 3 more future idiots the same as him.
04/03/2015 07:42AM
I forwarded this to my daughter who went with me last summer to the Q, and who later last year had a real encounter with 2 mountain lions while soloing on the Colorado trail-her response:
Dad,
This story made me cringe the whole time, I wish the bear had killed him. He is everything that is wrong with people who go into the wilderness-what an ignorant white trash idiot, sorry this all just pissed me off. The fact he has 3 kids also makes me concerned there are 3 more future idiots the same as him.
Dad,
This story made me cringe the whole time, I wish the bear had killed him. He is everything that is wrong with people who go into the wilderness-what an ignorant white trash idiot, sorry this all just pissed me off. The fact he has 3 kids also makes me concerned there are 3 more future idiots the same as him.
04/03/2015 05:14PM
"This story made me cringe the whole time, I wish the bear had killed him. He is everything that is wrong with people who go into the wilderness-what an ignorant white trash idiot, sorry this all just pissed me off. The fact he has 3 kids also makes me concerned there are 3 more future idiots the same as him."
I bet she's a hoot at parties, about as much fun as three kittens in a piñata full of thumb tacks.
I bet she's a hoot at parties, about as much fun as three kittens in a piñata full of thumb tacks.
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