With their "11% off" rebate, I think Menards had new Coleman "Kevlar" canoes on sale for $750 a few months back. With all the money you "save" on buying the aforementioned canoes, you can afford to tear into that bathroom remodeling project when you get back from your trip to Moose Lake.
"Keep close to Nature's heart, yourself; and break clear away, once in a while, and climb a mountain or spend a week in the woods. Wash your spirit clean." ~ John Muir