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| SaganagaJoe |
01/17/2015 07:02PM
quote Rob Johnson: "Pat McManus would be proud."
+1
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| nooneuno |
01/08/2015 05:25PM
quote inspector13: "
Hilarious. Did you learn not breaking fishing rules cutting your teeth at Tanners?
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Of course not everyone knows all our sewers run into Tanners, I wouldn't fish there. I do still deer hunt at Phalen though.
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| inspector13 |
01/08/2015 05:02PM
Hilarious. Did you learn not breaking fishing rules cutting your teeth at Tanners?
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| ducks |
01/09/2015 06:11AM
thanks for a good laugh!
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| schweady |
01/08/2015 06:56PM
Entertaining entrance, nooneuno. Welcome.
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| mjmkjun |
03/17/2015 01:25AM
a gem! thanks for the read.
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| Thos |
04/03/2015 07:42AM
I forwarded this to my daughter who went with me last summer to the Q, and who later last year had a real encounter with 2 mountain lions while soloing on the Colorado trail-her response:
Dad,
This story made me cringe the whole time, I wish the bear had killed him. He is everything that is wrong with people who go into the wilderness-what an ignorant white trash idiot, sorry this all just pissed me off. The fact he has 3 kids also makes me concerned there are 3 more future idiots the same as him.
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| Thos |
04/03/2015 07:42AM
I forwarded this to my daughter who went with me last summer to the Q, and who later last year had a real encounter with 2 mountain lions while soloing on the Colorado trail-her response:
Dad,
This story made me cringe the whole time, I wish the bear had killed him. He is everything that is wrong with people who go into the wilderness-what an ignorant white trash idiot, sorry this all just pissed me off. The fact he has 3 kids also makes me concerned there are 3 more future idiots the same as him.
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| inspector13 |
03/30/2015 09:10AM
Um no.
Proud East sider. Troup 42. Forest and Case.
The BWCAW has a section named after another East sider, Bruce Vento.
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| billconner |
03/30/2015 03:14PM
Corndog is back!
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| CrowWing42 |
03/15/2015 08:20PM
quote Rob Johnson: "Pat McManus would be proud."
Exactly what I thought!
Thanks for the laugh and learnin me somethin bout this whole "wilderness campin" thing!
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| Eyedocron |
01/15/2015 06:58PM
As an Eagle Scout and a veteran of 24 Quetico trips, it never occurred to me that "leave no trace camping" could include clearing the camp area by flinging all the beer cans far away into the woods in multiple directions. Great humor story.
I have actually seen people do most of these things, but never all at once and never so proudly done. Nice story. Eyedocron
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| GraniteCliffs |
02/05/2015 08:46PM
Best trip report yet!
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| GraniteCliffs |
02/05/2015 08:46PM
I also wondered if Stu would take a look at this. Nice change for the magazine
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| DeanL |
02/05/2015 10:27PM
Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.
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| Dip Net |
02/02/2015 07:10PM
OMG what a sense of humor! I couldn't help but think of Earnest T Bass from the old Andy Griffith Show.
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| BigZig |
01/16/2015 01:32PM
Very funny and very clever writing.
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| Elydog |
03/25/2015 12:28PM
FANTASTIC. Thanks for the effort.
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| johno |
01/19/2015 06:55PM
I enjoyed reading it!
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| searching4slabs |
03/29/2015 01:13PM
Problem is that if you're from east st paul this is probably actually how a camping trip would go, probably a true story.
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| nctry |
01/12/2015 04:09PM
I was laughing from when you were taking your three kids all one year apart with different mothers right to the end.
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| nooneuno |
01/12/2015 07:15PM
quote nctry: "I was laughing from when you were taking your three kids all one year apart with different mothers right to the end. "
Yep durn women don't know a perize when they see one, Oh well you can't spell next wife without a spelling ex wife.
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| nooneuno |
01/13/2015 12:36PM
quote BWPaddler: "quote nctry: "I was laughing from when you were taking your three kids all one year apart with different mothers right to the end. "
I think you should see if Stu will run this... BWCA journal needs a lighter story every now and again. Thanks for helping me start my day with a smile!!"
I have never seen a copy of the Boundry Waters Journal if he so desires he's welcome to it.
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| bapabear |
01/12/2015 10:33PM
Love your style! Uncle Jethro taught you well. This trip had it all; beer, girl scouts, ingenuity, Dinty Moore farts, bears, nakididity, bottle rockets..... woooooeeeeee! Can't stop laughing. Next time bring the dog and let Fido take the pictures?
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| Captn Tony |
01/11/2015 08:43AM
Finaly found someone who nos what campen is all about on this here sight.
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| Captn Tony |
01/11/2015 08:43AM
Finaly found someone who nos what campen is all about on this here sight.
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| FISHMAN3 |
02/07/2015 09:24PM
Look forward too more writings from your trips
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| Savage Voyageur |
01/12/2015 08:37PM
Funny stuff, thanks
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| nooneuno |
01/12/2015 07:13PM
quote inspector13: "quote nooneuno: "Of course not everyone knows all our sewers run into Tanners, I wouldn't fish there. I do still deer hunt at Phalen though."
Why go way over to Phalen when there’s all that space in Ramsey (Battle Creek) Park? Just don’t drive the deer too close to Century Ave. If you happen to get off a shot it might make the guards at the Workhouse nervous. : )
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I don't like being that close to the workhouse, too many bad memories.
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| BWPaddler |
01/13/2015 08:17AM
quote nctry: "I was laughing from when you were taking your three kids all one year apart with different mothers right to the end. "
I think you should see if Stu will run this... BWCA journal needs a lighter story every now and again. Thanks for helping me start my day with a smile!!
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| nooneuno |
04/03/2015 05:14PM
"This story made me cringe the whole time, I wish the bear had killed him. He is everything that is wrong with people who go into the wilderness-what an ignorant white trash idiot, sorry this all just pissed me off. The fact he has 3 kids also makes me concerned there are 3 more future idiots the same as him."
I bet she's a hoot at parties, about as much fun as three kittens in a piñata full of thumb tacks.
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| Thos |
04/02/2015 01:14PM
I'm trying for funny/clever post response but cant't come close. great stuff-thanks!
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| lundojam |
02/21/2015 04:19PM
Nice job. I would be interested to hear about your fishing trips and winter excursions.
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| inspector13 |
01/12/2015 10:08AM
quote nooneuno: "Of course not everyone knows all our sewers run into Tanners, I wouldn't fish there. I do still deer hunt at Phalen though."
Why go way over to Phalen when there’s all that space in Ramsey (Battle Creek) Park? Just don’t drive the deer too close to Century Ave. If you happen to get off a shot it might make the guards at the Workhouse nervous. : )
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| Rob Johnson |
01/12/2015 12:04AM
Pat McManus would be proud.
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| rertel |
01/10/2015 10:46AM
Sounds like a great trip. What drug did you take?
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| builditbetter22 |
01/11/2015 09:29AM
Thanks for the laugh!
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| Oisinirish |
01/11/2015 12:35PM
Funny. That'd be a good skit for the Red Green Show.
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| gsfisher13 |
01/10/2015 04:32PM
those darn girl scouts, I just knew they were going to be trouble
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| SaganagaJoe |
01/10/2015 02:47AM
oh man.
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| KT |
01/10/2015 04:48AM
great laugh, thanks
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| nooneuno |
01/08/2015 04:35PM
New Trip Report posted by nooneuno
Trip Name: Solo cup.
Entry Point: 30
Click Here to View Trip Report
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| Thwarted |
01/08/2015 06:07PM
You might want to apply for a patent on that canoe mover you enverted.
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| LindenTree3 |
01/27/2015 11:53AM
I skipped the first day and started reading on day 2. At first I thought you were serious, wasn't until day 3 that I totally realized it was a joke. I almost had to stop reading it a few times. I just had my appendix taken out yesterday (Seriously) and the few Laproscpic (sp) incisions were hurting and I couldn't control my laughing.
Nice one.
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| OldFingers57 |
01/16/2015 09:28AM
Enjoyed the story. Some talented writing there. I see a series in your future.
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| callofthewild |
01/16/2015 09:42AM
Love the story! Your writing style reminds me a bit of the outdoor humorist "Pat McManus". If all else fails, you can write for "Outdoor Life" magazine. I am still laughing!!!!!
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