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Boundary Waters Quetico Forum Listening Point - General Discussion FS Reviewing Proposed Store Locations |
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04/01/2024 05:45AM
**** IMPORTANT NOTICE - This was an April Fools Joke - Thanks for Lighthearted fun ****
Today, April 1st through May 17, 2024 the Superior National Forest (SNF) is starting to gather input from Tribes, local communities, interested parties, and the broader public regarding the 2 proposed location of coffee shops within the Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness (BWCAW) management area.
Imagine a cozy, rustic coffee shop nestled on the edge of a pristine lake in the Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness. This unique store blends seamlessly into its natural surroundings, constructed with materials that pay homage to the local wilderness. The exterior features a mix of natural wood and stone, reflecting the beauty of the Boundary Waters. Large windows offer panoramic views of the lake and forest, allowing customers to enjoy the serene beauty of the wilderness while sipping their favorite coffee.
Inside, the decor is inspired by the local environment, with wooden beams, a stone fireplace, and comfortable seating areas that invite customers to relax and stay awhile. Canoes and paddles hang from the walls, and local wildlife photography adds to the ambiance. These stores offers a perfect blend of modern convenience and rustic wilderness charm, providing a unique coffee-drinking experience for outdoor enthusiasts and nature lovers.
Today, April 1st through May 17, 2024 the Superior National Forest (SNF) is starting to gather input from Tribes, local communities, interested parties, and the broader public regarding the 2 proposed location of coffee shops within the Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness (BWCAW) management area.
Imagine a cozy, rustic coffee shop nestled on the edge of a pristine lake in the Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness. This unique store blends seamlessly into its natural surroundings, constructed with materials that pay homage to the local wilderness. The exterior features a mix of natural wood and stone, reflecting the beauty of the Boundary Waters. Large windows offer panoramic views of the lake and forest, allowing customers to enjoy the serene beauty of the wilderness while sipping their favorite coffee.
Inside, the decor is inspired by the local environment, with wooden beams, a stone fireplace, and comfortable seating areas that invite customers to relax and stay awhile. Canoes and paddles hang from the walls, and local wildlife photography adds to the ambiance. These stores offers a perfect blend of modern convenience and rustic wilderness charm, providing a unique coffee-drinking experience for outdoor enthusiasts and nature lovers.
04/01/2024 07:28AM
Ya, good idea to do Drugs in the middle of the extreme wilderness. That is what the St. Louis County Rescue Squad wants to be called out for. For A moron that is high off his rocker on drugs and gets a severe injury all due to the use of DRUGS. Come on let's be sensible while you visit this area form wherever you come from. Local people on the Rescue Squad have no patience for this type of behavior. Although this is April Fools, that comment is purely immature for using DRUGS.
04/01/2024 07:55AM
AceAceAce: "Good one! Gotta love how the AI handled the logo and text on the buildings."
Personally I like the floating head in the one canoe, and the two people sitting in the back of a canoe that has part of another canoe next to it.
04/01/2024 08:23AM
plmn: "AceAceAce: "Good one! Gotta love how the AI handled the logo and text on the buildings."
Personally I like the floating head in the one canoe, and the two people sitting in the back of a canoe that has part of another canoe next to it. "
There is a tree growing out of the water and a few floating paddles too.
"Miller owns that field, Locke that, and the Mannings the woodland beyond. But none of them owns the landscape." - R.W.Emmerson.
04/01/2024 08:23AM
Damn you! You got me. You had my blood pressure running so high I got a bloody nose, both nostrils! I’m new to this forum and wasn’t aware of the “humor” practiced on it. Harumph!
I’ll be back for more, but armed with foreknowledge now. And I thought you guys were serious folk.
I’ll be back for more, but armed with foreknowledge now. And I thought you guys were serious folk.
04/01/2024 10:16AM
kstripling: "TuscaroraBorealis: "Any idea which lakes these will be on? ;)"
It's a Starbucks, so they'll be located on the same lake and directly across from each other.
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There were two Starbucks locations kitty-corner from each other near the Seattle office building I worked in. I came out one day and encountered a Starbucks vendor with a backpack tank, selling coffee to the caffeine addicts.
04/01/2024 10:25AM
Fell for this hook, line, sinker, and net! Was an amazing April Fool's joke but like a few others - my first comment was WTF?? Well done!
Should have known it wasn't real when I didn't see the paddle-thru window on one side! LOL!
Should have known it wasn't real when I didn't see the paddle-thru window on one side! LOL!
Two Paddle
04/01/2024 10:46AM
In this day and age where it seems the world is coming unglued, this proposal seemed totally plausible. I wouldn't be too surprised if someone really does try to propose this in the near future. Had me going, Adam! Nice.
Top-water smallies are a slice of heaven.
04/01/2024 11:02AM
salukiguy: "Where is the beer store going to be? I think there should be a beer dispensery about a day or two travel in for thirsty canoeists."
This is key. Perhaps a twin location, not unlike Pizza Huts/Taco Bells you see down south. Starbucks/Mike's Liquors?
04/01/2024 11:54AM
tumblehome: "Starbur’s coffee shop…..Mr./Mrs. Tumblehome,don’t let anyone guilt you on this site for judgement on your choice to partake in some of nature’s bountiful greenery.Or shame you for making a humorous statement.I would have a smoke with ya anytime in the beauty that is canoe country!
Will they sell cannabis too?
But seriously, I’m more concerned about that strange beast lurking to the right of the coffee shop on the right."
04/01/2024 01:01PM
I've heard future development includes a Holiday Inn Express right around the corner.
"Keep close to Nature's heart, yourself; and break clear away, once in a while, and climb a mountain or spend a week in the woods. Wash your spirit clean." ~ John Muir
04/01/2024 01:56PM
tumblehome: "Starbuck’s coffee shop…..
Will they sell cannabis too?"
Yes, but it will be limited to parcels of MN state lands, since MJ is still illegal on Federal lands. I'm thinking that DNR cabin on Little Sag will be a great location and revenue builder for the state. The profits can go right in to state coffers.
May the rivers be crooked and winding, and your portages lonesome, leading to the most amazing view.
04/01/2024 07:01PM
Crappiekillah: "tumblehome: "Starbur’s coffee shop…..Mr./Mrs. Tumblehome,don’t let anyone guilt you on this site for judgement on your choice to partake in some of nature’s bountiful greenery.Or shame you for making a humorous statement.I would have a smoke with ya anytime in the beauty that is canoe country!"
Will they sell cannabis too?
But seriously, I’m more concerned about that strange beast lurking to the right of the coffee shop on the right."
I’m Mr. Tumblehome.
But alas, I don’t smoke the weed. Part of my job is occasional work for the Federal Gov’t so I get drug tested at work. Our new member that got mad at me will really fume when Boundary Waters Cannabis Authority (BWCA for short) opens their dispensaries in Ely and Grand Marais.
Hey man, it’s all in good fun.
Tom
04/02/2024 08:52AM
tumblehome: "Crappiekillah: "tumblehome: "Starbur’s coffee shop…..Mr./Mrs. Tumblehome,don’t let anyone guilt you on this site for judgement on your choice to partake in some of nature’s bountiful greenery.Or shame you for making a humorous statement.I would have a smoke with ya anytime in the beauty that is canoe country!"
Will they sell cannabis too?
But seriously, I’m more concerned about that strange beast lurking to the right of the coffee shop on the right."
I’m Mr. Tumblehome.
But alas, I don’t smoke the weed. Part of my job is occasional work for the Federal Gov’t so I get drug tested at work. Our new member that got mad at me will really fume when Boundary Waters Cannabis Authority (BWCA for short) opens their dispensaries in Ely and Grand Marais.
Hey man, it’s all in good fun.
Tom"
Tom, that name may already be copyrighted.
May the rivers be crooked and winding, and your portages lonesome, leading to the most amazing view.
04/02/2024 09:29AM
Wow Linden,
Who knew!!??
Not an April fools joke, There is a massive cannabis growing operation being built in northern MN this year to assist in sales of our new cannabis law. It's a large and expensive endeavor. Financed, in part, by cheap state loans.
Tom
Who knew!!??
Not an April fools joke, There is a massive cannabis growing operation being built in northern MN this year to assist in sales of our new cannabis law. It's a large and expensive endeavor. Financed, in part, by cheap state loans.
Tom
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